“ The believe-it-or-not superlatives are so extreme and Tom Swiftian they make you smile. The L.H.C. is not merely the world’s largest particle accelerator but the largest machine ever built. At the center of just one of the four main experimental stations installed around its circumference, and not even the biggest of the four, is a magnet that generates a magnetic field 100,000 times as strong as Earth’s. And because the super-conducting, super-colliding guts of the collider must be cooled by 120 tons of liquid helium, inside the machine it’s one degree colder than outer space, thus making the L.H.C. the coldest place in the universe. ”
Kurt Andersen, Vanity Fair
“ so it’s like I have to struggle with suicidal ideations every month because she’s too lazy to open the dsm?? ”
Oh, Allison.
what kind of album name is that anyway
the only thing i care about in regards to this is the music video featuring bunny girls
otherwise fuck off, christmas music
lol @ tooth and nail records
hilarious pun
The fire alarm went off, and I was such a good girl. I’m right across from the stairwell, so I got my keys, got my coat, and got ready to go downstairs.
And the coworkers in the hallway say, “Just a test!”
Oh. Oops.
But hey, I win the award for Most Concerned About Not Dying In A Fire.
me: so the crazy thing is today I was really really depressed
and whenever I get really really depressed I know it’s usually my period
but there’s always a nagging voice
“what if you’re going to be depressed forever and you’ll never be happy and life holds nothing for you?”
Charlotte: :/
of course
how depression works womp womp
me: and then I go to the bathroom
of course
the period
ta da!
it’s magic
