Oh, Allison — bethlehems: sweetbee: well, maybe not today...

it's a common saying among these parts. every day you'll have more illumination on why.

Elvis Costello references are not just welcome but encouraged.

Oh, Allison.

Otherwise known as a chronicle of the (mis)adventures of a latter-day Dona Quixote.

bethlehems:

sweetbee:

well, maybe not today but soon.

On December 19, this will be me. NO MORE COLLEGEEEEEEEEEEE.

and then the next three years after that, you’ll be that bird except with the french fry snatched away. but THEN after that it gets better.

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telling myself every morning, in case you were wondering.
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and then the next three years after that, you’ll be that bird except with the french fry snatched away. but THEN after...
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On December 19, this will be me. NO MORE COLLEGEEEEEEEEEEE.
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