Oh, Allison

it's a common saying among these parts. every day you'll have more illumination on why.

Elvis Costello references are not just welcome but encouraged.

Oh, Allison.

Otherwise known as a chronicle of the (mis)adventures of a latter-day Dona Quixote.
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For when I get a new computer screen

I can’t make ringtones now, but when I’m able to again, I think a ringtone of Mother by Danzig (it should be obvious who it’s for) would be pretty awesome.

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