Oh, Allison

it's a common saying among these parts. every day you'll have more illumination on why.

Elvis Costello references are not just welcome but encouraged.

Oh, Allison.

Otherwise known as a chronicle of the (mis)adventures of a latter-day Dona Quixote.
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everyone's favorite: menstruation! (again)

me:
it's funny, I realized I think my adderall doesn't work on my period because it doesn't get absorbed in the bloodstream
Amanda:
i feel similarly
or if I dont eat enough
me:
no but you're losing blood
so it leaves your system
Amanda:
hmm i dont know if adderal affects the lining of your uterus
me:
no, but blood
the blood being circulated in your body is leaking out
doesn't matter if it's your uterus or your arm, you're losing it
Amanda:
i feel like thats different blood lol
me:
nope
it's all in your circulatory system
it's not like you have a different heart in your uterus
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