Oh, Allison

it's a common saying among these parts. every day you'll have more illumination on why.

Elvis Costello references are not just welcome but encouraged.

Oh, Allison.

Otherwise known as a chronicle of the (mis)adventures of a latter-day Dona Quixote.

from smart phone to retarded phone

me:
I think my text messages aren't working
can you send me one?
Doug:
sure
me:
I'm gonna try to send you one too
I sent it, let me know if you get it
Doug:
i never got your text
and i assume you didn't get mine
me:
yeah, they just turned it back on
stupid at&t
Doug:
they turned it off?
me:
yeah
Doug:
why would at&t turn off your texts? that's really werid
me:
because I had them change it from iphone to shitty phone
and they turned off texts like retards
me:
it's funny because I had wondered why you were "ignoring" my texts I had sent you on friday
Doug:
haha
me:
ooh shit
you know what THIS means!
here's your cue:
Doug:
oh
Allison
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