Oh, Allison — not to be a curmudgeon...

it's a common saying among these parts. every day you'll have more illumination on why.

Elvis Costello references are not just welcome but encouraged.

Oh, Allison.

Otherwise known as a chronicle of the (mis)adventures of a latter-day Dona Quixote.

not to be a curmudgeon…

txtsfrmlstnght:

(606): He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes… Ugh I hate being drunk.

but that’s why you don’t fuck people you don’t actually know.

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but that’s why you don’t fuck people you don’t actually know.
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She coulda used that new gel they developed...reduce the risk of contracting HIV....
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