Oh, Allison

it's a common saying among these parts. every day you'll have more illumination on why.

Elvis Costello references are not just welcome but encouraged.

Oh, Allison.

Otherwise known as a chronicle of the (mis)adventures of a latter-day Dona Quixote.
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"My wife's lived with me in places I wouldn't take a shit in." 

now that right there is love. actually, you could argue that deciding to actually be married to mike tyson in the first place probably is the pinnacle of love.

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