Oh, Allison

it's a common saying among these parts. every day you'll have more illumination on why.

Elvis Costello references are not just welcome but encouraged.

Oh, Allison.

Otherwise known as a chronicle of the (mis)adventures of a latter-day Dona Quixote.
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what I do for a living:

“But seriously: were you personally motivated to actually [do what the e-mail said]? If you weren’t, I want to get it to a place where you were. And if you didn’t need further persuading, I’d want to get it to a place where it convinces your mom that she has to [do what the e-mail said] too.”

The lawyers try to persuade the judges. I try to persuade real people.

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